I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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