covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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