yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
My vagina just clenched in fear
Randomize
