I'm drive I can fine osifer
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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