Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Your penis caused this!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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