Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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