Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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