Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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