You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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