I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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