I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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