Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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