What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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