so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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