i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im holly from the hills drunk
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
