we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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