he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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