Its about making memories worth repressing
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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