My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Randomize
