think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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