Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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