just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
then he tried to convert me to islam
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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