drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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