The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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