Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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