Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I stole a fireplace last night.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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