Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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