I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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