I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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