I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she looked like the before picture.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
