There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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