We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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