Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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