I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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