Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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