Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
