i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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