don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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