I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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