what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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