out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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