So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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