I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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