can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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