I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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