He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
