We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm getting married
To pizza
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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