Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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