She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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