I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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