I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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