for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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