How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You don't make any sense
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