If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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