The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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