It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I cut my penus on the lid.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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